P&G: Charmin Bath Tissue, 1970s
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| (whistle blows) | 0:01 | |
| - | Attention, men! | 0:02 |
| - | Yes, Mr. Whipple! | 0:02 |
| - | Your mission is to stop the ladies from squeezing Charmin. | 0:03 |
| Okay, to your aisles! | 0:06 | |
| All | Yaaay! | 0:08 |
| - | And remember, blow the whistle | 0:09 |
| on the first squeezer you see! | 0:10 | |
| - | Mrs. Cleaver, are you a squeezer? | 0:13 |
| - | We're all squeezers, Joey. | 0:15 |
| Charmin's so squeezably soft! | 0:17 | |
| See? | 0:19 | |
| - | Doubly fluffy. | 0:20 |
| - | Doubly Irresistible. | 0:21 |
| - | Double trouble. | 0:23 |
| - | Double crossed. | 0:24 |
| Pipsqueezer. | 0:27 | |
| - | Sorry, Mr. Whipple. | 0:28 |
| Charmin made the ordinary way might not get squeezed, | 0:29 | |
| but Charmin's Doubly Fluffy, it's so squeezably soft. | 0:31 | |
| - | It's doubly irresistible. | 0:36 |
| - | Ladies, please, don't squeeze the Charmin. | 0:38 |
| (whistles blowing) | 0:41 | |
| - | Charmin. Doubly fluffy, doubly irresistible. | 0:41 |
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