P&G: Charmin Bath Tissue, 1970s
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| - | Miss Flag. | 0:02 |
| - | Yes, Mr. Stang? | |
| - | Better look around. | 0:03 |
| Make sure no one's squeezing Charmin on company time. | 0:05 | |
| - | Certainly, Mr. Stang. | 0:08 |
| - | Psst, she's coming! | 0:10 |
| - | I try to resist squeezing Charmin, | 0:12 |
| but Charmin is so squeezably soft, | 0:14 | |
| my fingers refuse to obey. | 0:16 | |
| - | Stanley, you're squeezing Charmin! | 0:18 |
| - | Yes, Miss Flag. | 0:20 |
| - | On company time! | |
| - | No, Miss Flag. | 0:23 |
| - | What? | |
| - | This is my coffee break. | 0:24 |
| Therefore I'm squeezing Charmin on my own time. | 0:26 | |
| - | Oh. (laughs) | 0:28 |
| - | You could squeeze Charmin on your own time, Miss Flag. | 0:29 |
| Charmin is so squeezably soft, it's irresistible. | 0:33 | |
| - | Deep down, squeezably soft. | 0:36 |
| (bells ringing) | 0:39 | |
| Soft fragrance too! | 0:40 | |
| - | Squeezing Charmin on company time, Miss Flag? | 0:42 |
| - | Mr. Stang, I... | 0:45 |
| Announcer | Charmin bathroom tissue, | 0:47 |
| so squeezably soft, no wonder it's so irresistible. | 0:49 | |
| - | You were weak Miss Flag! | 0:53 |
| To resist Charmin, you've got to be strong! | 0:55 |
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