P&G: Charmin Bath Tissue, 1960s
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| Girl 1 | Cynthia sure plays funny games at her party. | 0:02 |
| Girl With bow | A treasure hunt | 0:04 |
| for gentle things. | 0:06 | |
| Boy | I am a future lawyer, and | 0:08 |
| I welcome this test of intellect. | 0:10 | |
| Woman | Looking for something? | 0:12 |
| Boy | Something gentle. Gentlest, wins the prize. | 0:13 |
| Woman | New Charmin bathroom tissue is | 0:16 |
| Boy | Gentle? As a future lawyer, | 0:18 |
| I require proof. | 0:21 | |
| Woman | Deal | 0:23 |
| Boy | Very gentle. | 0:24 |
| Can you account for that? | 0:25 | |
| Woman | I can testify Charmin is gentle because | 0:27 |
| they fluff it and buff it and brush it. | 0:29 | |
| Boy | Fluff it and buff it and brush it. | 0:31 |
| Is that legal? | 0:34 | |
| Woman | Beyond a doubt. | 0:35 |
| Now Charmin is 50% softer. | 0:36 | |
| Price is gentle too. | 0:39 | |
| Boy | Good testimony, I'll buy some. | 0:40 |
| Woman | Save your pennies, price is so gentle | 0:43 |
| I'll get more. | 0:46 | |
| Girl | New gentle Charmin wins, | 0:47 |
| this big box full of marshmallows. | 0:50 | |
| Boy | Gee, I won my first case. | 0:53 |
| ♪New gentle Charmin ♪ | 0:56 |
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