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| - | Here's Sylvester. | 0:00 |
| A man who was always afraid to come home from work | 0:02 | |
| because when he got home his wife would surely | 0:04 | |
| be complaining about her kitchen. | 0:07 | |
| Too small and old fashioned, | 0:09 | |
| (pan slamming) | ||
| not enough cabinets, | 0:10 | |
| poor ventilation. | 0:12 | |
| (dishes falling) | ||
| Sylvester would just stand there and listen. | 0:14 | |
| Life was no fun at all, until a friend told him | 0:16 | |
| about the Fix-House-Cheer-Spouse club. | 0:18 | |
| A club you join by going to Chemical New York | 0:22 | |
| for a home improvement loan. | 0:25 | |
| There you meet a man who's as helpful as a hometown banker. | 0:26 | |
| Tells you just how to get the money you need | 0:30 | |
| and how to repay and easy monthly installments. | 0:32 | |
| Sylvester joined the club and had the money the next day. | 0:35 | |
| Now when Sylvester comes home from work, | 0:38 | |
| he's master of his new and improved castle. | 0:40 | |
| And his wife, well, it's like a second honeymoon. | 0:43 | |
| You see it pays to join the Fix-House-Cheers-Spouse club. | 0:46 | |
| Get a home improvement loan at Chemical New York. | 0:51 | |
| (coins falling) | 0:54 | |
| The bank with the hometown touch. | 0:56 | |
| (coins falling) | 0:58 |
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