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1. "NIX! Not for me... Sailors with dull-white teeth can stay on their battle wagons!"

2. Figures prove it, sailor, you can't score with dull-white teeth

3. Carve this in your mop handle sailor!

4. If you KNOW YOUR ROPES you won't let dull-white teeth get you down!

5. You can't have my number fella IF YOU'VE DULL WHITE TEETH!