- Beef el Rancho, what is that? - Tuesday's hash with Wednesday's gravy. - I'll have that. - One Rancho, Nick. - Still working nights, huh? - Yeah. How's the wife? - Eh. Announcer: When you can't be choosy about what you're having for dinner, make sure you have Pepto-Bismol for dessert. Pepto-Bismol's coating action will help protect and soothe your poor, abused stomach lining. Pepto-Bismol, when your stomach has its work cut out for it.