- Hello, I am Napoleon Bonaparte. It's just been like this all winter. Eat in one, eat in one, look, a new cannon. When I finally get five minutes to eat, what do I eat? Wet snow and cold beans. It's enough to give even an emperor an upset stomach. 

Announcer: Upset stomach? Pepto-Bismol: it coats, soothes, relieves. 

- I hope the food is better at Waterloo.