-: Hello, I am Napoleon Bonaparte.
It's just been like this all winter.
Eat in one, eat in one, look, a new cannon.
When I finally get five minutes to eat, what do I eat?
Wet snow and cold beans.
It's enough to give even an emperor an upset stomach.
Announcer: Upset stomach?
Pepto-Bismol: it coats, soothes, relieves.
-: I hope the food is better at Waterloo.