- Ms Flag? 

- Yes, Mr Stan. Better go around and make sure our company policy is being observed. 

- Don't Squeeze Charmin on Company Time. 

- Right, Ms Flag. (door closed) (machine rumbling) 

- You work at a Charmin factory. 

- And you get to squeeze the Charmin bathroom tissue. (machine rumbling) Charmin is irresistible. (machine rumbling) 

- Has anybody seen Ms Flag? 

- I do. 

- Don't squeeze Charmin on company time. I'll have to report you to Mr Stan. 

- But Ms Flag, Charmin is so squeezably soft. It's irresistible. 

- Dip down, squeezably soft. 

- I know, soft and fragrant, too. But Mr Stan should hear about this, 

- Hear what, Ms Flag? Did you squeeze Charmin on company time? 

- Sorry Mr Stan. I couldn't resist it. 

- Whoever handle Charmin must have more will power than ordinary folks. (soft music) 

Announcer: Charmin bathroom tissue, so squeezably soft. It's irresistible.