(static crackle) (crowd talking) 

Man: You ask her. 

Woman: You ask her! 

Man: You've been to Sarah Tucker's Inn before, you ask her. 

Woman: Shh! Here comes Sarah now. 

Sarah: What's the question? 

Woman: Well Sarah, we've been wondering. How come you always use Cool Whip whip topping? 

Sarah: How do you know it's Cool Whip? 

Woman: I know Cool Whip. 

Man: Tastes fresh. 

Sarah: That's why I use Cool Whip. Because it taste fresh! 

- When you know Cool Whip, non-dairy whip topping, you know what fresh taste!