(upbeat music) (woman cries) 

- Hi, I'm Peanut Butter, this is Jelly. We just tried out for a new Peter Paul candy bar, and Jelly didn't make it. Jelly, I won't go without you. 

- But Peanut Butter, you must. 

- Jelly. 

- You must go on and become a star. 

- Oh, I'll never forget you, never. I'll make them name the candy bar after you. 

Narrator: Peanut butter with no jelly, the new peanut butter candy bar from Peter Paul. It's covered with pure milk chocolate dotted with crispies, but no jelly. 

- Oh.