- Ma'am, stop! 

- What's wrong, Suzanne? 

- It's ma'am's shampoo. 

- Used it for years. 

- Its shows! Now, try this new shampoo. Ma'am's hair comes clean, shiny like crazy! 

Announcer: New, extra rich liquid Prell. Look, in this shampoo, a pearl falls. In fragrant liquid Prell, it drifts. 

- Why didn't you tell me sooner? 

- They just invented new liquid Prell!