- Will you ask your daughter, Charlie, to pass the sugar? 

- Oh, Jack. 

Announcer: The generation gap. 

- What are you reading, the history of beads? 

Announcer: It happens in the best of families. 

- I see you got an A minus in English this term. You got an A plus last term. 

- You didn't help me with my homework last term. 

Announcer: And the gap grows wider every day, until (knives clanging) our little tub brings them together. Soft Chiffon, the safflower oil margarine. So delicious, it bridges the gap with flavor. 

- Gee, Dad, you dig Chiffon? 

- Sure. I do it like this. 

- And if you're counting calories, here's Diet Chiffon, the skinny spread that doesn't taste skinny.