(man hums) 

- Whoo! (laughs) We're so alike, lover. 

- You like what I like and I like what you like. 

- Ooh, I bet we even use the same toothpaste. 

- Is it Crest, dear? 

- Yes! (laughs) 

- Ooh! (laughs) 

- You know that I had 34% fewer cavities? 

- 34%? Me too, flowerpot. 

- Oh, look. We'll be so happy ever after with our Mint Flavored Crest. 

- Regular Flavored Crest, deary dear. 

- No, Mint Flavored Crest has the exclusive Stannous fluoride formula. 

- Regular had it first, angel. 

- Mint! 

- Regular! 

Announcer: Crest doesn't want fighting, just fewer cavities. Regular and Mint Flavor crest are both accepted by the American Dental Association. So have checkups, watch treats and brush after eating with Crest, Mint or Regular. Fight cavities, not each other.