(distant piano music) 

Woman 1: Well, the only thing I can't figure out is you really can't get an even tan, because it's got those two funny straps going across the front and over the shoulders, so what's the purpose of it? 

Woman 2: I don't care what anybody says, that woman should diet. 

Man 1: Aren't you ever happy unless you're tearing somebody apart? (woman laughing) 

Woman 3: He's interested in my mind. 

Woman 4: He said, "Are you always getting me to call a babysitter..." 

Man 2: This beer is really great. 

Narrator: Learn how to hold your beer. No-neck bottles, that's how. That's how to get all the taste out of the beer you drink at home. They're pure glass and glass can't change beer's taste. You taste good, fresh brew. Beer that tastes like beer. Get this bottle as low-cost and no-return. When you finish the beer, you're through with the bottle. Compact too, enough for a party fit on a single shelf and each holds a full 12 ounces. Learn how to hold your beer. The leading brands are now available in no-neck bottles. Bring home the brand you drink in low-cost, no-return, no-neck bottles. 

Woman 5: Yeah, and I even like the taste too.