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(distant piano music)

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<v Woman 1>Well, the only thing I can't figure out</v>

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is you really can't get an even tan,

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because it's got those two funny straps

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going across the front and over the shoulders,

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so what's the purpose of it?

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<v Woman 2>I don't care what anybody says,</v>

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that woman should diet.

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<v Man 1>Aren't you ever happy</v>

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unless you're tearing somebody apart?

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(woman laughing)

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<v Woman 3>He's interested in my mind.</v>

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<v Woman 4>He said, "Are you always getting me</v>

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to call a babysitter..."

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<v Man 2>This beer is really great.</v>

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<v Narrator>Learn how to hold your beer.</v>

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No-neck bottles, that's how.

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That's how to get all the taste

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out of the beer you drink at home.

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They're pure glass and glass can't change beer's taste.

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You taste good, fresh brew. Beer that tastes like beer.

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Get this bottle as low-cost and no-return.

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When you finish the beer, you're through with the bottle.

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Compact too, enough for a party fit on a single shelf

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and each holds a full 12 ounces.

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Learn how to hold your beer.

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The leading brands are now available in no-neck bottles.

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Bring home the brand you drink

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in low-cost, no-return, no-neck bottles.

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<v Woman 5>Yeah, and I even like the taste too.</v>