-: The Plymouth station wagon I have ...
Announcer: Avis is so sure
that every confirmed reservation you make, we fill,
we make you a promise. Attendant: Welcome to Avis.
You're next, sir.
-: We've gotta be nice to our foreign visitors,
so I'm just letting him go in front of me.
Announcer: If Avis can't produce
the Plymouth you reserved,
we'll move you up to a higher-priced car,
maybe even an Imperial,
for exactly the same price.
Attendant: Your car will be around about two minutes.
Thank you. Now, sir?
-: I'm in no rush, so why don't you
take them in front of me? -: Howard Bolton.
Attendant: You're next, sir.
-: Yes I know, but he's from Texas,
and I, I once had a lot of fun down there,
and he's in a hurry with his oil Wells and ...
Attendant: At last. Now, sir.
-: Yes, my name is Robert King
and, ah, I reserved a Plymouth.
-: Ah, Mr. King, about your Plymouth, ah ...
Announcer: Now, when you reserve one car with Avis,
it's almost like reserving two:
the Plymouth you asked for,
and the Imperial you're hoping for.
Attendant: Oh my, I have to give you an Imperial.
-: Aaaaawwwww ...
Announcer: If you think Avis tries harder,
you ain't seen nothing yet.