- Somebody once said all the really good things in life are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Well, the Birds Eye people proudly announce a really good thing, Cool 'n Creamy. It's a new kind of pudding with flavors so rich they're almost sinful. The chocolate is scandalously smooth and chocolaty and the butterscotch is shamefully thick and butterscotchy and the vanilla is so vanilla-ish it's downright wicked. One warning though, you won't find a new Cool 'n Creamy in the pudding section of your store. It comes frozen. The Birds Eye people say it'll keep in your refrigerator ready to eat for two weeks. But I wouldn't know about that. 

Announcer: New Cool 'n Creamy, the world's best pudding. 

Woman: It's so good, it's almost sinful.