- See, Harriet, signed confessions from four women caught squeezing Charmin. 

Harriet: Oh, terrific! 

- Let's squeeze the Charmin bathroom tissue. 

- Charmin's so squeezably soft it's irresistible. 

- Deep down squeezably soft. 

- Soft fragrance too. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- Your signature please. 

- Anybody apprehended squeezing now signs a confession. 

- Sign here Mr. Whipple.