- I'd like to fly with a coach pub. 

- Sorry, bub, no pub. 

- Do you have the pub lounge? 

- Sorry, bub, no pub. 

- You say there's no pubs on your flights. 

- Sorry, bub, no pub. 

- If you want the pub you have to fly Continental DC10s. 

- Oh, Continental. Thanks. (plane roars) 

- You're on this continental flight too. 

- Of course. Can't fly Continental. 

Both: Sorry, bub, no pub. ♪ [Singers] If you can't fly Continental... ♪ 

Announcer: try to have a nice trip anyway.