(chips crunch) 
- Relax, Daddy Crisp, it's only me. Noisy devils, aren't they? Those potato chips named Daddy Crisp after you? Or were you named Daddy Crisp after those noisy potato chips? They're a lot noisier than you are. But you're both lovable. 

Announcer: If you love your Daddy, love Daddy Crisp potato chips.