Announcer: There's an adventure in every bowl of Alpha-Bits. 

- True. I was eating up Alpha-Bits, and a big snake tried to scare me, so I ate him. Good thing I had my Alpha-Bits. Then a mean spy tried to get me, so I ate him. Good thing I had my Alpha-Bits. A balanced breakfast featuring Post Alpha-Bits cereal. Then an orangutan tried to grab me. Boy, if I could spell orangutan, I'd eat it, too, but I can't spell orangutan. Can you? 

Announcer: There's an adventure in every bowl of Alpha-Bits.