- Ladies, you can't squeeze the Charmin. 

- But this isn't Charmin, Mr. Whipple. This is new Charmin, even more squeezably soft. 

- But- 

- You can see, feel and hear the difference. See the bigger puffs of softness. 

- But- 

- You can feel the difference, feel how much softer. 

- You can even hear. 

- Enough! No matter how irresistibly soft, please don't squeeze the new Charmin. 

- Mr. Whipple. 
(laughing) 

Narrator: Introducing new Charmin, so much softer you can actually see, feel and hear the difference.