(dog barking) (dog barking) 

- Dear kids, how are you? Yours truly, your lovable postman is fine. I, as a postman, the letters I carry are Post Alpha-Bits. They are better than ever. Dear kids, Post Alpha-Bits has all the letters. Every letter's a little bit better for you 'cause it's made with oats, frosted with brown sugar. Get Alpha-Bits in the new Post compact box. A, B, C, delicious. This is yours truly, saying in alphabets. I, L, C, U Yuk. Yuk.