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(swats arm)
<v ->Ed!</v>

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<v ->Martha!</v>

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<v ->Never should've married you!</v>

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<v ->60 years and I've hated every minute.</v>

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♪ Try to use a little tenderness ♪

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♪ Tender, soft Charmin ♪

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♪ Charmin bathroom tissue gives you tenderness ♪

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<v ->Martha, dear?</v>

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->This Charmin is tender.</v>

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<v ->Yes, it is tender.</v>

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<v ->Tender fragrance, too.</v>

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<v ->Uh huh.</v>

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♪ A little tenderness wouldn't hurt. ♪