- Please don't squeeze the Charmin! 

- You won't stop them with that voice, dear. 

- Yes, I will! 

- Give up George. Charmin so squeezably soft. 

- I'll stop 'em. 

- Measure it. 

- Wow! Charmin is so big and fluffy. 

- It's so squeezably soft. It's irresistible. 

- Please don't. 

- What Mr. Whipple? 

- Charmin so big and fluffy, Mr. Whipple speechless. 

Narrator: Charmin. So big and fluffy. So squeezably soft. It's irresistible.