- Last week I bought everything. I started with bologna, salami, egg salad, and ended with indigestion. 

Spokesperson: Pepto-Bismol. 

- Relief. 

- I'm not sure what did it the two alarm firewall or Mario's three alarm meatballs, but last night I woke up with a four alarm case of indigestion. 

Spokesperson: Pepto-Bismol. 

- Relief. 

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