- Now this doll house is an antique. 

- How can you tell? 

- No Pampers. 

- Pampers? I was thinking of trying a newer brand. 

- Why? Dryness is what quilted Pampers are all about. Pampers Susan wore when she was born were good but these quilted Pampers stay twice as dry. 

- Twice as dry? 

- Sure. Wet both and wait, quilted Pampers stay twice as dry. Drier has got to feel better. 

- Sure does. 

- And that advice is on the house. (chuckles) 

Announcer: Quilted Pampers stay twice as dry as before.