Narrator: The Pepto-Bismol Honor Roll. Glen Bolt, watching a ball game, he consumed four bags of potato chips, two pounds of marshmallows, three quarts of root beer, and a cold can of stewed tomatoes. His mother yanked him after seven innings. (triumphant music) Suzie Howell, after stocking her sidewalk stand with four gallons of pink lemonade, ran into some rainy weather forcing her to liquidate her entire inventory. Mark Shulty on a day camp nature hike, polished off seven peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, two canteens of lukewarm chocolate milk, three bushes of wild raspberries, and a caterpillar. Tim Haley, he needed only eight more cereal box tops for a Captain (indistinct) Secret Decoder Ring. He would've made it in one sitting, but he ran out of bananas. There's no limit to what a kid will put in his stomach. That's why as long as they keep making kids, we'll keep making soothing, pink Pepto-Bismol.