- You know, last week I ate a few of those. Drank a few of those, rode a few of these. And a few hours later, indigestion. 

- Pepto-Bismol. 

- Relief. 

- Last Sunday, Mom filled my plate three times, gave me two desserts, and I got indigestion. 

- Pepto-Bismol. 

- Relief. 

Spokesperson: Pepto-Bismol coats, soothes, relieves.