(dramatic music) 

Announcer: Now that mankind is on the threshold of the galaxies, a new hero has come forth to lead us into the future. Introducing the new GI Joe astronaut. He has lifelike hair and talks the language of tomorrow. 

GI Joe: 10 seconds to lift off and counting. 

Announcer: Go with him on daring missions, like the flying space rescue. Get the new GI Joe talking astronaut and collect astronaut adventure sets. GI Joe astronaut. Now with lifelike hair, from Hasbro.