- I Linus the Lionhearted, to avoid the stampede will speak my news from atop this tree. (swoop sound) Kids, my cereal is now in a new Post compact box. Post Crispy Critters. (swoop sound) ♪ The one and only cereal ♪ ♪ that comes in the shape of animals. ♪ 

- Each little animal shape is deliciously frosted with brown sugar. And now that I am in my submarine, I can safely tell you that it's made with oats. So it's roaring with the strength of a lion. Get Post Crispy Critters. ♪ The one and only cereal ♪ ♪ that comes in the shape of animals. ♪ (splash) 

- Kids, get Critter playing cards free. See me, Linus, and my animal friends. You get cards free with two Box Tops of Post Crispy Critters. ♪ The one and only cereal ♪ ♪ that comes in the shape of animals. ♪ 

- Get other free toys with other Post cereals.