♪ Mr. Whipple ♪ 

- Oh, you're the opera star. Will you help me keep the ladies from squeezing Charmin bathroom tissue? 

- Sure. ♪ Please don't squeeze the Charmin in the store. ♪ 

- Oh, but Charmin is so soft. 

- I can't resist it. It has such deep-down, squeezable softness. 

- Nice fragrance. 

- Please don't squeeze the Charmin. 

- Olga, you'll never sing for me again. (harmonica humming) ♪ Mr. Whipple ♪