- Honey! 
- Huh? 

- You're getting the blurs. 

- Yeah, I thought I was coming down with something. 

- Not you, the table! 

- What? 

- See what your polish did. 

- I look blurry! 

- Not enough shine to get the blurs. Watch, I'll dust with Pledge. 

- What's the difference? 

- Watch! Pledge gives you a clearly more beautiful shine. So you get the beauty of the woods, not the blurs. 

- Hey, Pledge shines better! 

- So will the table, when you've finished dusting it. 

- Oh. 

Announcer: Pledge, get the beauty, not the blurs, every time you dust.