(intro music) 

Bud Announcer: We're back for the kickoff of Bud Bowl 1 Bud has won the toss. They'll receive. 

Bud Player 1: Turn off their lights! (bud player 2 roars) 

- [Bud light Player 1] Let's kick some butt! (crowd cheers) 

Bud Announcer: And we're on the way Bud takes at the eighteen, hands off to Bud! 

- [Bud Light Announcer] He's at the twenty-five, thirty... 

Bud Player: tear off my label! 

Bud Announcer: He's looking for daylight 

- [Bud Light Announcer] Make that, Bud light 

Bud Player: Hey, lighten up 

- [Bud Light Player] Move your butt hole 

Bud Announcer: Oh we got a real brew ha ha 

- [Bud Light Announcer] The kids are going wild (crowd cheering) 

Bud Announcer: I'm out on the field. Stay tuned. We'll be back.