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<v ->And there on the same aircraft was Faversham,</v>

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out to get the same American contracts I was after.

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Time was of the essence.

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But I have discovered a super new way to travel

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called Fly Avis Nonstop.

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<v ->Avis the rent-a-car people?</v>

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<v ->Right, you see before boarding,</v>

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I stopped at the Avis counter

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where they filled in my Fly Avis rental form,

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and I was off.

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<v ->What?</v>

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<v ->Now, here is the aircraft.</v>

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<v ->You mean a flying machine?</v>

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<v ->Here is the Avis counter.</v>

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Here is the Avis parking area,

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and here is yours truly.

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(men laughing)

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Now, upon landing,

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I went directly from the aircraft,

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past the Avis counter,

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to the parking area

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where the Avis Agent escorted me to my marvelous new Dodge,

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and I was off in the flash,

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leaving Faversham still at his rental car counter.

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<v ->Oh, clever, clever.</v>
<v ->By the time</v>

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he got (indistinct),

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I was already lunching with the president,

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contract signed.

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<v ->Well done.</v>
<v ->Thank you.</v>

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But do you know

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that Americans still drive on the wrong side of the road?

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<v ->Dear, dear.</v>
<v ->Do they?</v>

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<v Narrator>Fly Avis Nonstop</v>

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between Logan and LaGuardia in New York,

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and National in Washington.