- Oh golly, Charmin's so squeezably soft. It's irresistible. 

- Hey, uh, you better not let Mr. Whipple catch you squeezing the Charmin. 

- Oh, don't worry about Mr. Whipple. 

Woman: No. 

- He's home sick with a cold. 

- He is? (woman laughs) 

Both Ladies: Squeeze the Charmin! 

- Ooh, it's so squeezably soft. 

- They're squeezing the Charmin. They're squeezing the Charmin! 

- George, the doctor told you to forget about the store. 

- Forget. How can I forget? Oh, look at 'em. 

- Oh, what a great chance to squeeze Charmin. 

- I can't resist this. 

- Charmin's so squeezably soft. 

- Deep down squeezably soft. 

- It's irresistible. 

- Soft fragrance too. (woman sighs) 

- Oh, if Mr. Whipple could see us now. (ladies laughing) 

- Ladies, please don't squeeze the Charmin! Thought I was sick, huh? Next time you think about squeezing Charmin, remember you'll never get away with it. 

- And neither will you Mr. Whipple. 

- Right. Oh... (Mr. Whipple chuckles) 
(flute music) 

Announcer: Charmin bathroom tissue. (flute music) So squeezably soft, it's irresistible.