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<v ->Oh golly, Charmin's so squeezably soft.</v>

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It's irresistible.

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<v ->Hey, uh, you better not let Mr. Whipple</v>

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catch you squeezing the Charmin.

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<v ->Oh, don't worry about Mr. Whipple.</v>

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<v Woman>No.</v>

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<v ->He's home sick with a cold.</v>

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<v ->He is?</v>

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(woman laughs)

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<v Both Ladies>Squeeze the Charmin!</v>

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<v ->Ooh, it's so squeezably soft.</v>

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<v ->They're squeezing the Charmin.</v>

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They're squeezing the Charmin!

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<v ->George, the doctor told you to forget about the store.</v>

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<v ->Forget.</v>

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How can I forget?

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Oh, look at 'em.

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<v ->Oh, what a great chance to squeeze Charmin.</v>

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<v ->I can't resist this.</v>

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<v ->Charmin's so squeezably soft.</v>

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<v ->Deep down squeezably soft.</v>

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<v ->It's irresistible.</v>

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<v ->Soft fragrance too. (woman sighs)</v>

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<v ->Oh, if Mr. Whipple could see us now.</v>

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(ladies laughing)

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<v ->Ladies, please don't squeeze the Charmin!</v>

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Thought I was sick, huh?

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Next time you think about squeezing Charmin,

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remember you'll never get away with it.

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<v ->And neither will you Mr. Whipple.</v>

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<v ->Right.</v>

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Oh... (Mr. Whipple chuckles)
(flute music)

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<v Announcer>Charmin bathroom tissue.</v>

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(flute music)

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So squeezably soft, it's irresistible.