Announcer: Excuse me. What did you have for breakfast? (instrumental music) 

- A stale danish, and a fresh waiter. 

Announcer: And then? 

- Indigestion. (distressed sound effect) 

Announcer: Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol. And what did you have for lunch? 

- Sticky spaghetti, warm beer and cold coffee. 

Announcer: And then? (distressed sound effect) 

- Indigestion. 

Announcer: Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol. It coats, soothes, relieves.