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<v Announcer>Excuse me.</v>

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What did you have for breakfast?

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<v ->A stale danish, and a fresh waiter.</v>

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<v Announcer>And then?</v>

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<v ->Indigestion.</v>

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<v Announcer>Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol.</v>

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And what did you have for lunch?

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<v ->Sticky spaghetti, warm beer and cold coffee.</v>

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<v Announcer>And then?</v>

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<v ->Indigestion.</v>

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<v Announcer>Indigestion? Pepto-Bismol.</v>

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It coats, soothes, relieves.