- While catching the Sunday football game and a snooze, my wife woke me for dinner with, 

- Honey, 
(husband yawns) your breath smells so stale. 

- So I tried my old mouthwash. Then she said, 

- You smell like a medicine chest. 

- Well, it works. 

- So does Scope. It fights bad breath and Scope gives you a minty, fresh breath more people will like. 

- She was right. Now I use Scope. Why settle for medicine breath when Scope gives me... 

- The breath more people will like.