- One day at our office picnic, my wife came up behind me by surprise and said, "guess who?" Harry. 

- Harry? 

- Honey, your hands are so rough and dry, they scratch. So she got upset and tried a hand lotion. Next time she came up and said. 

- Hey, guess who? 

- The grease monkey from the gas station. (both laughing) She was not amused. 

- Finally I discovered Wondra. Wondra is a conditioning lotion, it's different rich like a cream, see. 

Husband: When your hands are this rough and dry that can be embarrassing, but Wondra rubs in fast. To rub out the embarrassment of rough dry hands in seconds. 

- I feel confident about these hands now. They're so soft without all that greasiness. See, glass doesn't slip. 

- Recently at our open house, my wife came up and said. (Wife sighs) 

- Guess who? 

- I don't know but I think I'm in love. (kissing sounds) With my wife. (Wife sighs) Wondra, rubs in softness, rubs out embarrassment.