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<v ->One day at our office picnic,</v>

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my wife came up behind me by surprise and said, "guess who?"

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Harry.

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<v ->Harry?</v>

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<v ->Honey, your hands are so rough and dry, they scratch.</v>

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So she got upset and tried a hand lotion.

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Next time she came up and said.

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<v ->Hey, guess who?</v>

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<v ->The grease monkey from the gas station.</v>

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(both laughing)

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She was not amused.

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<v ->Finally I discovered Wondra.</v>

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Wondra is a conditioning lotion,

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it's different rich like a cream, see.

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<v Husband>When your hands are this rough and dry</v>

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that can be embarrassing,

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but Wondra rubs in fast.

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To rub out the embarrassment of rough dry hands in seconds.

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<v ->I feel confident about these hands now.</v>

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They're so soft without all that greasiness.

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See, glass doesn't slip.

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<v ->Recently at our open house, my wife came up and said.</v>

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(Wife sighs)

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<v ->Guess who?</v>

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<v ->I don't know but I think I'm in love.</v>

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(kissing sounds)

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With my wife.

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(Wife sighs)

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Wondra, rubs in softness, rubs out embarrassment.