(intense rock music) 

Announcer: This isn't the most important reason to give money to Kids Help Phone. ♪ Is there hope for the future ♪ Neither is this. As hard as it may be to believe, neither is this. ♪ Is there hope for the future ♪ Not even this is the reason. Sadly and terribly- 
(busy signal beeping) this is the most important reason to give money to Kids Help Phone.