(cork pops) 

Woman: Champagne, champagne, champagne to celebrate something new in shampoo. New Liquid Prell. Ooh, new fragrance. And you're so rich. You make my hair sparkle like champagne. You're outrageously rich, Liquid Prell, and so luxurious. In my old shampoo, a pearl just drops. But in you, Liquid Prell, pearls drift luxuriously through your emerald green richness. You make a girl feel like... like champagne! You carry me away, and leave my hair sparkling like champagne. Soft, silky clean. Here's to you, Liquid Prell. You're new and extra rich. (glass clinks) And you're all mine!