- And what did your bleeding hearts pass when they were in office? A lot of garbage. 

- They put people to work. 

- Oh, yes. 

- They opened daycare centers. 

- Make work stuff. Raking leaves. 

- They passed ash pollution laws. 

- Digging up trolley car tracks and planting pussy willows. 

- And street lighting. That's what they passed. 

- That's what they passed. Pass the Pepto-Bismol. 

- If you're having politics for dinner, have Pepto-Bismol around for dessert. Pepto-Bismol is a kind of protective coating between the upset and the stomach. 

- I'm glad that's settled anyway. Now, where were we?