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<v ->And what did your bleeding hearts pass</v>

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when they were in office?

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A lot of garbage.

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<v ->They put people to work.</v>
<v ->Oh, yes.</v>

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<v ->They opened daycare centers.</v>
<v ->Make work stuff.</v>

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Raking leaves.
<v ->They passed</v>

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ash pollution laws.
<v ->Digging up</v>

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trolley car tracks

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and planting pussy willows.
<v ->And street lighting.</v>

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That's what they passed.
<v ->That's what they passed.</v>

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Pass the Pepto-Bismol.

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<v ->If you're having politics for dinner,</v>

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have Pepto-Bismol around for dessert.

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Pepto-Bismol is a kind of protective coating

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between the upset and the stomach.

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<v ->I'm glad that's settled anyway.</v>

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Now, where were we?