-: Mr. Whipple? -: Yes, little girl?
-: Some ladies are squeezing the Charmin.
-: Isn't that nice?
Som ladies are squeezing the Charmin?
Ladies, control yourselves.
-: But Charmin has a deep-down, squeezable softness.
-: Nice fragrance too.
We can't resist it.
-: But you must obey signs.
The youth of America is watching.
-: Mr. Whipple, please don't squeeze the Charmin.