- Don't squeeze Charmin on company time. 

- Miss Flag is putty in my hands, observe. 

- Oh, Roberto, don't squeeze Charmin on company time or I'll have to report you to Mr. Stang. 

- Oh, but Charmin bathroom tissue is so squeezably soft. 

- Yes, but... 

- So deep-down squeezably soft, it's irresistible. 

- Soft fragrance, too. 

- So irresistible even you are squeezing Charmin on company time. 

- You won't report me to Mr. Stang, will you? Roberto? 

- Your secret is safe with me, Miss Flag.