(chuckles) 

- I'm a slippery corn-swipin' crow, and I- (sticks snap) 

- Under this mask is Rory raccoon! Protector of the Post Toasties corn field. Post Toasties Corn Flakes are very special, you know? (hammer thuds) Look! (corn husk tears) Post Toasties are crackling with fresh corn flavor. And Rory Raccoon must protect that fresh corn flavor. (corn springs) (thud) Give up? 

- Yeah, yeah. I'm beat. ♪ Start your day ♪ ♪ A little bit better ♪ ♪ Better start out with the most ♪ ♪ With the tasty golden flakes of corn ♪ ♪ Fresh from post ♪